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The Levi people said they’d like to make me an outfit- a denim kilt, and a whole denim Nightcrawler blue thing for the [X-Men] premiere, and then they said “Wouldn’t it be great if you had a big black leather belt which had Nightcrawler studded on it?”
So we go to this leather shop in San Francisco and we’re buying the belts and there’s all these metal cock rings on the wall, millions of them. And I was like “How do you know how big a cockring is? Because you can’t tie it or anything, it’s just a metal thing.” And the guy at the shop heard me and went “Would you like to try one on, sir?” and I was like “oh….ok!” so he gets one down off the wall and goes “You look like a medium” and I’m like “Oh, fuck you.”
…so then the premiere comes, and then you know when you go to those things there’s endless television crews you’ve got to do little sound bytes for…and I’m wearing a kilt, so they say “So Alan, are you being a true Scotsman? What are you wearing under your kilt?” and after a while I couldn’t resist it any longer- “I’m wearing just a cockring.” and they’re like “No, really….” and I’m like “Yes, really.”
And then I got so brazen about it that by the end of the party, people didn’t believe me and I was like “Feel it!” So I would get people’s fingers, like the head of the studio and everything, and I would put their fingers so they could feel like, the metal at the top bit. Not near anything dangerous, just above the thing. And then eventually word got around and there was like, a line of people waiting to feel the metal of my cockring. So yeah, that’s my cockring story! [x]

(Source: blackandwhitestriped)


Anonymous asked:

Hey there! :) Is it difficult to find a job after graduating from VCAD? thanks for sharing your school experience!

I wouldn’t say its difficult, it isn’t easy either though. It can be a challenge definitely, what time of year you finish the program will factor in to how easy it will be to get a job. Certain times of year the projects finish and contracts will end until things pick up again, I spent about a month after graduating looking for a job and I was picked up at a job fair. Never rule those out by the way! You should ALWAYS go to those, it gets you out there and outs your name to a face. Net-wroking is crazy important in this industry, you getting a certain job could be entirely based on who you know. It may seem tough or taxing at certain points but just keep trying, keep applying and eventually you will find something. :)

I hope this helped!

Dear future men that I tell to fuck off..

Sorry so not fucking sorry.
Im tired ot walking around and getting stared down by little shits or the dissaproving stares from older men.

This rant thing is being brought on because of an event from today, im walking through a park. The park on the way to my little brothers school, I was picking him up today. The WHOLE way im walking down the path im getting stared down by these two little asswipes, if I had to guess they were prolly 16 - 17 and I can hear them snickering and making some comments. As I loop around past them on the trail I hear one call after me “Hey! Eat a fucking salad fatty!”

In the moment I just kept walking, I had somewhere to be and some one to see. I didn’t want to be late in getting my little bro from school. Generally I don’t react to a lot of things that are said to me, I just dont bother with them. They aren’t worth my time.. but I get this kind of thing ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Its rare for me to make an outing where some one doesnt make some sort of remark on my appearance or my weight. Im tired of it. So fucking tired and when I’ve been approached by men while out who strike me as rude or wanting something I dont hesitate in telling them to fuck right off. Ive been called a bitch, a cunt, a prude, even an ice queen.

Im none of those things, I’m going to give you exactly what you give me. You want to spit venom in my face? Well I’m going to shove poison down your throat and watch you choke on it. You wanna stare me down and make a face at me? Well im going to flip you the bird and tell you if you dont like me then dont look at me.

I am not here to please you and I don’t give a single fuck about what you think of me or how I look. Yeah, I’m pudgy. So fuckin’ what? It’s none of your conern and its not your place to say something to make me feel bad about it either.

So why dont you do yourself a favor and shove your opinions up your ass.




"It’s just a prank, calm down!"

When did harassing women become a prank? You can clearly see that this girl is trying to laugh it off even though she’s uncomfortable with it, and that is not okay. If I’m a feminazi for pointing this out, then so be it, I’m not going to tolerate this shit.

I would have grabbed that ponytail and ripped his hair right off his ugly head 

And this is why I carry a heavy ass purse. You touch my ass without consent and I will beat your ass bloody. I suffered too much trauma from shit like this and worse to not defend and protect myself as all costs. Just seeing him do this gives me anxiety and makes my blood boil.

That boy wouldn’t have any fingers left if he ever did this to me.
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